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HAPPY SAMHAIN -




INSANITY -


TAGS: insane calendar topic crazy monkey
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - March 21, 2012, 9:45 am
Oh, Geez, carebear, ‘don’t tell the pancakes’... I gotta share that in my planning meeting today. Can’t stop LOLing……….
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:38 am
So I'm the only one this makes complete sense to . . .
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 am
LOL² Posters like this is the reason I love this place so. Another (cave) creation for the archives
Greeny - March 20, 2012, 6:09 am
lol


MR. FRENCH - Always the gentleman's gentleman


TAGS: the topic of the day did say french
Rating: 2.73/5

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LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:28 pm
I still have mi-...I mean, my SISTER had one...yeah, that's it.
Airman - September 21, 2009, 4:08 pm
thank you LD.. I could NOT remember the name of that doll.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:03 pm
Oh boy...the things he did to Buffy and Jody! Show Uncle Bill where he touched you on the Mrs. Beasley doll Buffy...
todd snyder - September 21, 2009, 12:50 pm
Memory Lane . . . 5 lions for you.


REMEMBER - When playing finders keepers, count how many players are in the game




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marital humor is a seemingly worn out topic
Rating: 4.21/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 17, 2010, 8:32 pm
I like it. 5L
Lardcomposite - June 17, 2010, 7:37 pm
Thanks, will do.
Faceplant31 - June 17, 2010, 7:22 pm
Lardcompost - Your posters are good but, please fix the ratio between the size of your pics and your verbiage it really make the quality of your posters appear quite shitty. Dont take this as an attack just a helpful hint.


#@*%! -




TOURISTS -


TAGS: oct 22 topic
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 8:33 am
5 Poodles
Giulio - October 23, 2009, 4:12 am
Great! 5L!
ICEMAN - October 22, 2009, 9:20 pm
Heh, heh, heh. Them snowbirds is mighty tasty.
CANADA - October 22, 2009, 8:50 pm
where did you get this picture? the only one i could find was pixilated


EFFORT -


TAGS: november 22nd topic
Rating: 3.69/5

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Bob D. Sailor - November 22, 2009, 7:16 pm
1 word is all that is needed.... OUCH!!!!
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 9:28 am
Bravo, Bravo!!! 5 tweezers pulling needles for you Haar!
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 10:26 pm
Ok... the guy wearing what I can only assume is a red member's only jacket (ferrari or lamorghini logo, perhaps?) - his frisbee-throwing body english there gets a 5L by itself! Nevertheless, I'll vote only based on the overall poster quality. 5L


FACEPLANT -


TAGS: topic 1000 nothin but love for the face man
Rating: 4.76/5

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lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:21 pm
whew. FATT MATT this is GREAT! Boom Boom Boom 5L
phydeaux - April 24, 2010, 1:42 am
one six pack for the poster Matt Man!! AMSOME!! And makes a FANTASTIC avatar face dude! EPIC AMSOME WIN for all involved!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 4:11 pm
Love it!5 shots for u
Airman - April 23, 2010, 3:39 pm
LOL
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 3:30 pm
brilliant! now we now why he's called Faceplant31. 5L


EFFORT -




ICEMAN - The arizona heat has finally gotten to him.


TAGS: topic 1000
Rating: 4.15/5

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DESERTION -




IGNORANCE -


TAGS: october 8 topic
Rating: 3.41/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 11:54 am
Got a cat who is the true definition of this poster!


PLAYBOY -


TAGS: october 15 topic
Rating: 3.31/5

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egal069 - October 15, 2009, 7:00 pm
lmao, the library of congress


HILARIS SATVRNALIA -


TAGS: oct 31 topic
Rating: 3.85/5

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CANADA - October 31, 2009, 6:05 pm
ya i would ask but then she would install me a second asshole
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 5:57 pm
maybe something got lost in code there but the other two were two of my stewardesses
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:32 pm
Good call.
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 2:30 pm
ya mine thinks 2 is enough for a full house, we dont need that other pair
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:27 pm
LMAO.... no?
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 2:23 pm
but 3 of a kind isnt in the cards
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:22 pm
Canada: Halloween's original martyr!! LOL!!!
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 2:22 pm
YEP!
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:20 pm
One does like to have a "sure thing" when coming back home, right?
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 2:19 pm
and i cant leave till kids stop showing up for candy. dam roommates wont hand it out
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 2:17 pm
still gota carve some pumpkins
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:17 pm
You know it! I can't wait to get to the strip... always great entertainment on Halloween.
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 2:17 pm
*halloween
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 2:17 pm
pumped for hallowen
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:15 pm
How's things, Canada?
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 2:14 pm
just seen that
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:14 pm
Calendar subject, Canada.
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 2:02 pm
isnt this a little early?


FIVE MINUTES -


TAGS: may 14th topic
Rating: 3.27/5

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agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:18 pm
heh heh heh... good rolling giggle.


THEY CALLED HIM A FOOL - For building an ark in the middle of the forest. But he showed them all who was a fool when they all drowned.


TAGS: noah s ark april 1 topic early
Rating: 3/5

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Bob D. Sailor - March 29, 2010, 8:20 pm
Hasbunmb - For every story there is a bit of truth behind it. And R.S.Jake, that would be a pimp house boat.
R.S.Jake - March 29, 2010, 12:50 pm
Still would make a pretty sweet house-boat, wouldn't it?
Hasbunmb - March 29, 2010, 12:47 pm
And then someone ELSE had to show you who was the fool when they revealed to you that its a STORY....


DOUGLAS ADAMS -


TAGS: monty python 1974 may topic
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - May 25, 2011, 11:20 pm
My favorite is still the BBC rendition of Hitchiker's
rudeboy308 - May 25, 2011, 8:47 pm
I still bring my towel everywhere, even when I'm having a tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle. But I don't panic. Adams was taken from us way too early.
Sean - May 25, 2011, 2:22 pm
You know, I've never actually read THGTTG, and not just because Aggy once told me that THGTTG stands for Two Huge Guys Take Turns Giving.
Haarakkon - May 25, 2011, 1:40 am
When I found out he wrote for the Flying Circus and actually made 2 appearances on the show, he was instantly deified (in this household, anyway).
crankyhead - May 25, 2011, 12:19 am
ten years later, I'm still thanking him for all the fi5h


HUNGER STRIKES -


TAGS: daily topic
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Haarakkon - May 17, 2010, 10:47 am
Thanks, Rerun. Past my bed-time now, though.
rerun - May 17, 2010, 10:45 am

excellent series of motifakes today Haarakkon.


POLITIFAKE -


TAGS: hot topics
Rating: 4.69/5

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GERONTOARRHENPHOBIA -


TAGS: daily topic irrational fear greybeard
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - October 15, 2010, 8:40 pm
Nice one Admiral.


RERUN - Quit your whining. At least you got to run lotion on her back. All I got was a 50ft restraining order.


TAGS: rerun topic 1000 preventer of breast melanoma
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by pieman

spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:27 pm
LOL!
Cubbybear - May 14, 2010, 3:04 pm
What! My order was 100 yards
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:51 pm
:) hehehehehe
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 2:47 pm
ah yes, the ol lotion racing down the back trick, and catching the winner at the finish line. nice
rerun - May 14, 2010, 2:38 pm

I got a restraining order just after you did, I am not allowes within 2500 miles of her


OFF TOPIC -


TAGS: when the same topic is started for the umpeenth time floor it right
Rating: 4.33/5

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ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 4:37 am
And if you would have happened to enter my scope's crosshairs with a nice rack, I probably would have popped you with a 130gr boat tail traveling at 2700 fps.
MisterJJ - April 17, 2010, 4:14 am
Wow Iceman... How romantic.
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 1:21 am
I know this place. I took my first deer near there.
Cubbybear - April 16, 2010, 11:16 pm
Sometimes it goes down the middle and right into a dead end...5/5
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 11:07 pm
Beautiful.
rerun - April 16, 2010, 11:05 pm

instant win


PIEMANS WIFE - Jake and her are "just friends"


TAGS: topic 1000
Rating: 4.13/5

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R.S.Jake - March 30, 2010, 3:05 pm
12 Huh? Nice! Makes a fa--- distant acquintence...proud! Hope he doesn't go bald at 17.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 2:34 pm
Uh-oh!!! 5L
pieman - March 30, 2010, 2:11 pm
Now I know why the boys mustache came in at 12 years old. Nice one.


AMERICAN PLAYS - I've always liked the 4-6-3


TAGS: day late on the topic
Rating: 4.09/5

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GreyScorpion - May 3, 2010, 1:03 pm
I got the big "SSShhh" when I yelled for the Rat King to come off the top rope like Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka
Airman - May 3, 2010, 12:50 pm
that's all I could think of GS. Not a big attender of plays. Was almost kicked out of the Nutcracker one year
GreyScorpion - May 3, 2010, 11:48 am
I tried to make one like this for the Poster challenge, I just couldn't get it to fit. you did though. well done 5L


THE PREVIOUS WEEK -


TAGS: tanky s take on taboo topic two crankyhead
Rating: 3.92/5

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crankyhead - October 4, 2010, 5:16 pm
That's cool Cubby, it's just a poo poo joke. =)
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:43 pm
She ain't a brick house no more. 5L
Cubbybear - October 4, 2010, 4:40 pm
Sorry,I don't get this one


OPPOSITION -


TAGS: november 12th topic
Rating: 3.87/5

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rerun - November 13, 2009, 3:33 am

Not there yet, sadly the Vicodin is not doing crap, which is why I am still awake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 13, 2009, 3:28 am
Once you start crushing and snorting your Vicodin.....It's all recreational. Trust me.
rerun - November 13, 2009, 3:24 am

beats me, I am just guessing. Maybe it is the drugs making my mind cloud up (pain med, not recreational). It is a bit of a stretch, but all I can come up with.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am
What? Cows don't talk......even if they did, I'm not a cow.....(how many times do I have to say it?)
rerun - November 13, 2009, 3:15 am

Mooooo+, I think he is referring to your name being associated with what the cow is saying here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 13, 2009, 2:48 am
I still don't get it.
agdaniele - November 13, 2009, 2:41 am
Medium rare, please. 5L
spacedog - November 13, 2009, 12:58 am
Ha! Tiananmoo square. Good work Haar.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 13, 2009, 12:40 am
I don't get it.
CANADA - November 12, 2009, 8:43 pm
Hey Moo+! are you the Canadian version of the "tank man"?


BEFORE HE LEFT FOR TOC'S HOUSE - Me and Rerun had to have a chat


TAGS: topic 1000
Rating: 3.75/5

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Bovee - February 12, 2010, 1:11 pm
for that i would have gone with "the mods, always helping each other solve problems"
rerun - February 12, 2010, 1:08 pm

I would have liked to seen that one.
Bovee - February 12, 2010, 12:51 pm
when i was looking for a pic i found one of a girl teaching a guy to put a condom on but that was nsfw. still would have been funny.
rerun - February 12, 2010, 12:46 pm

thanks for the talk, TOC is having a lot mor fun now.


REDNECK MONGOLIAN GRILL -


TAGS: november 20th topic
Rating: 3.68/5

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Sean - September 26, 2011, 10:59 pm
You're too good for us, Haar. Have you read The Ghosts of Cannae? An amazing book. No hubcap hibbachis, though ... oooh. Shoulda done a spoiler alert there. Ah well. Too late now.
Roadki11 - November 20, 2009, 2:03 pm
Something aboutr this image calls to me....


FOURTH DIMENSION -


TAGS: relative to the oct 23 topic
Rating: 3.63/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 1:39 pm
I just like the swirly clock. =)
Chopperliscious - October 24, 2009, 7:01 am
Well duh
rerun - October 23, 2009, 10:53 pm

Sorry, I think that has more to do with age
Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:47 pm
So THIS is why I don't wake up with a hard-on anymore :-( . 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2009, 10:43 pm
5 Lions, Quit making me consider my own mortality Haar. It makes me sad.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 7:10 pm
Yeeeesh. 5L


PUSHING THE ENVELOPE -




FUTILITY -


TAGS: november 4th topic
Rating: 3.48/5

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LogicDude - November 5, 2009, 11:24 am
Do you mean "doable" like her winning? Or that she's just not "doable"? Not that it matters really because either way it works!
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:39 am
Feel the thunder
Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 12:37 am
They're not even done with the first lap! I know because she'd have to take a nap before a second. 5/5
Stickfodder - November 5, 2009, 12:01 am
You've got to admit that she is keeping up pretty well for her size.
spacedog - November 4, 2009, 10:16 pm
Is there a buffet at the finish line?
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 10:15 pm
5.000043 L's
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 10:15 pm
Before I inevitably put my money on lane 3, is this track downhill?


INSPIRATION -


TAGS: october 12th topic
Rating: 3.36/5

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Haarakkon - October 12, 2009, 5:04 pm
Thanks. I was thinking either A) the poster sucked or B)I have a Fan. Checked for a carpet bomber, but Ronsart had a 5/5 after 4.
Sean - October 12, 2009, 4:14 pm
Well he did steal my pending reference to the "intensive care unit." Sheesh. (I 5'ed it.)
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 4:12 pm
I can't believe someone gave this a one! 5!


GTO BRA -




LOL CATS -


TAGS: october 13 topic
Rating: 3.27/5

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Zed - October 13, 2009, 2:47 am
I have, but I prefer the original Viking Kittens video, performing Zepplin's "Immigrants Song"
Sean - October 13, 2009, 12:46 am
Not that here's ANYTHING wrong with yer poster here, Harr. *snickers*
Sean - October 13, 2009, 12:42 am
Cool. Has anyone seen the flying viking kittens "singing" Gay Bar by the Electric Six? Quite moving.


FAITH -


TAGS: november 11 topic
Rating: 3.2/5

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agdaniele - November 11, 2009, 8:35 pm
Heh heh. 5 our fathers, and 5 hail Haars.


MOM - The fruit falls not far From the tree which was its source A sobering thought


TAGS: haiku topic for the day
Rating: 2.58/5

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NymRod - July 20, 2012, 2:11 pm
If stupid were a crime he would be a fist degree felon.
agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 11:09 am
She's dead inside.


Gotta ave -


TAGS: tribute to topic in pie lesser foods thread bacon health wants heart waistline
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 8, 2016, 12:01 am
You're welcome 'cern. Much healthier if you broil it to a nice medium rare!
concern3 - April 7, 2016, 7:52 pm
Thank You, You may of just saved my life. Up yours
MissPriss - April 7, 2016, 3:33 pm
I know right? Past the lips, through the gums, look out stomach gastroenteritis comes! At least I'm dying happy...teehee.
JesusWept - April 7, 2016, 3:26 pm
Yum yum


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